Why did Voldemort cross the road? Because he looks like a demented chicken.
Brian Boone wrote the music trivia (with jokes) book I Love Rock 'n' Roll (Except When I Hate It). He is a regular contributor to Funny or Die, Popdose, Splitsider, and The Retroist, and his work has appeared on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, Adult Swim, The Impersonals, and the Huffington Post. Amanda Brack is also the illustrator of the Creeper Diaries series and the Jokes for Minecrafters series from Sky Pony Press. She has a passion for drawing and illustration and enjoys the creativity of working on a wide variety of projects in her freelance career.