About the Author

Grosser than ANYTHING in his books, Kit Lively lives in a small house made entirely of earwax. Not his own earwax, of course; that would be weird. He has written lots and lots of jokes for MAD magazine, Cracked, SpongeBob Comics, and many other humor magazines. Incredibly, he has a wife (Julie).

• David Lewman has written over 135 books, including joke books and chapter books starring SpongeBob, Minions, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Trolls, and the characters from Jurassic World. He's also written comics and scripts for TV shows. He thinks the grossest thing in the world is being mean.
  
  • David DeGrand is a cartoonist from Texas who enjoys drawing weird and gross stuff that makes people either laugh or barf (sometimes both). His work has appeared in SpongeBob Comics, MAD magazine, and the margins of his elementary school notebooks.