About the Author

Calvero currently lives in his parents' basement with his two cats, Ralph and Matilda. That sentence is also the pick-up line he uses when he's trying to score girls at bars, but, surprisingly, it never gets him any action whatsoever. Calvero is one feline away from becoming a crazy cat guy and if that isn't bad enough he works with cats at a cat hospital, too. When he's not writing or working he is more often than not eating Taco Bell, daydreaming about hunting ghosts, daydreaming about Taco Bell when he's not eating Taco Bell, or screaming in frustration at whatever video game feeding his current addiction. He has been published in several online literary journals and thinks you should buy his book so he can finally move out of that basement. Find more of his work at calveropoetry.tumblr.com.