About the Author

RICHARD SMITH, the writer in residence, is a forensic humorist whose bestselling books and calendarsappear in twelve languages. His works include The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex, Newlyweds' Guide to Sex on the First Night, The Bronx Diet, Bill Clinton's Little Black Book, 364 Days and Nights of Sex (calendar series), Your Cat's Just Not That Into You, You Know You're 50 When . . . , 101 Uses for an Ex-Husband, Everything I Need to Know I Learned from My Dog, The Kitty Kama Sutra, the Bad Cat series of calendars, and "My Favorite Gurney" (a senior romp). He enjoys spear fishing, long walks, and agriculture.