Table of Contents

Introduction: Welcome to Manslations

Chapter 1. Basic Manslations Theory, or The Stuff You Don't Know
Chapter 2. Of Myths and Men, or Stuff You Don't Even Know You Don't Know
Chapter 3. The Notorious S.E.X., or Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here
Chapter 4. First Date Dos and Don'ts, or You're Not Wearing That, Are You?
Chapter 5. Post-Date Debriefing and Aftermath, or Sitting at Home Freaking Out
Chapter 6. Men and Their Things, or Sometimes a Remote Is Just a Remote
Chapter 7. Having "The Talk," or How to Communicate with a Man without Causing Him to Exit via the Fire Escape
Chapter 8. Manslating Literature, TV, and the Movies, or Why Nobody in the Real World Ends Up with McDreamy
Chapter 9. Twelve Months of Holiday Confusion, Solved
Chapter 10. Manslations to the Top Thirteen Male Conundrums, or Real-Life Problems Crushed to Dust by the Power of Manslation
Chapter 11. Final Thoughts, or Is That All There Is?

Glossary: The Phrase Book

Acknowledgments
About the Author

About the Author

Jeff Mac began a career in stand-up comedy at age 33. Within three years he was invited to perform his original standup on Comedy Central's showcase program, Live at Gotham. He's also worked in TV and radio as a voiceover artist and runs the website www.manslations.com. He lives in Brooklyn.

Reviews

"The author's brisk writing style serves well this playfully silly and yet honestly dead-on analysis of the male/female dynamic." - ForeWord

"With

Mac as your guide, it's suddenly easy to interpret what the man

in your life is saying. Mac is like your best well-meaning

but often blunt guy friend

Ladies, we're wrong when we assume men are hard

to understand, and that's perhaps the most useful manslation of all.

" - BookPage